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c-o-l-o-u-r-f-u-lits not char siew pao, its chu chu pao. i eat as much as your father + mother + sister and your best friend too. don't call merandom because i'm this monkey is in-love with Yi-Vonne and btw, this is typed and done by his dumb girlfriend and thus, this blog owner owes me honeydew bubble tea! and a kiss♥ too. but I don't want chu chu pao. |
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WOOSH! shuffle comp @ qbar tomorrow. three sdF members joining. justin havent confirm yet though. im joining btw. *rollsonfloor* my mama damn supportive. she like pushing me to join. she ask me to bring my dad go clubbing. *smacksforehead* ohwells! havent ask my bro whether he wanna teman me yet or not. good luck to those that are joining yarh x] went out yumcha today with justin. we, the gay couples went to the park. suddenly jac wanna see me. so do mich wanna see justin. fyi mich is justin's ex. both of us went to usj2 to meet them up. tan fetched justin with his moto && i cycled like some sohai. =D had a great time with jac. was happy that i get to see her today *winks* i cycled around and she sit on the frame. pity her cuz her ass hurts when she sits on that hard-ass-hurting-frame. so she gets down and both of us walked together. blablaetcetc edi then she have to go mamak with much to meet up with some friends edi. =/ give her a hug && kiss then said byebye =] then i turn back and shout "OIIIIIIII! I LOVE YOUUUUU" to her so loud that birds started flying away from the tress. hahah. i know im pathetic. anyhoooos! why so many people are emo nowadays? em0kids. sheesh. ilovejacqueline <3
Posted on: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 Posted at: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 i would like to grats pastor justin cuz he found himself a nice gf. qingqing for teh blingbling! xD fyi pastor justin dont go around talking bout jesus kayy. he goes around wanking and showing his lil bro. lawls. just kidding justin. no hard feelings. ohwells! i feeel so lazy today. hoeyen asked me to go pyramid to watch poc3 with her && her bf but i was too lazy and i dont wanna spoil their romantic outing. eypul asked me to go summit lepak with him but once again my ass feels heavy. so today i didnt go anywhere except for yum cha with feimao && justin. today some stoopidfcuk added me. add me to disturb me and to boil me like im some shithead fragile humpty dumpty. she thinks so highly of herself && wtfcuk she think she is smart. YESS! its a she fyi. she starts giving me tuition bout shuffle, PHD and ganjaguru. WOOOOSH! 99.50% of her teachings were all wrong. she is a 16year old but her attitude and logical thinking is worse than wai yong's great perv uncle's two cute puppies. eyhh wait! 99.50% sounds too much larh. later people think im an ebill person. lets make it 99.49! just for you smartbitch ._. @%&#$(%&@) *clearsthroat*coughs*clearsthroat* i would like to announce that feimao aka wai yong is gonna pwn you all in shuffling. give him two more days and he is coming to clean your arse line. =D anyways! im off to bed soon. nites people! tcare. ilovejacqueline. <3
Posted on: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 Posted at: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 wtfcuk is wrong with my connection? i cant seem to login my msn for two days now. SIGHS. or is it my msn prob? damn potong steam! thought could kacau some people in msn. SHEESH. let me talk about yesterday. yesterday was a monday && it wassss teh best. =D i went out with jac yesterday. weeeeee!~ me && eypul went to fetch her in adrian's house in ss14. eypul drove while i sit in the front. but before we turn out to the main road, i jump behind and sit with her. it was raining heavily and eypul had to drive slowly. jac says eypul's driving is scary. fyi eypul is only 15 this year. reached summit then we went to walk around while eypul go to his shop and put his things. blablablaaaaa walk walk then we went to eypul's shop to drink while waiting for justin && feimao. guess what? feimao didnt turn up && justin came alone. we all waited for eypul to finish eating then all of us went in the amantasia. justin and eypul went to the karaoke thingy so me and jac followed them. they sang yesterday && i wanna hold your hand by beatles and some peterpan songs. me and jac kept laughing at both of them being malaysian idol wannabes. both of us sat down at the chairs outside those karaoke stations and kept talking. blablaaaaa. after that, both of us went to secret recipe to eat. we camwhored but most of them were candid shots. after eating, i walk her to get a taxi at usj2. gave her a kiss and she went back. both of us did other stuffs too but i ain`t gonna post it here. she has her privacy so do i. =D pics. -   
Posted on: Monday, May 28, 2007 Posted at: Monday, May 28, 2007 now to some proper posting. did i told you all about the flying condom in usj6? i aint joking && im serious. need me to repeat again to make sure you're not reading it wrongly? there was a FLYING CONDOM IN USJ6. wonder how it happened? it was cuz we found a box of condoms at the field. the box is still new && i think none of the condoms was missing from the box. retard #1 took one of the condoms back home. he said he wanna try it out. dorts so, there is a balance of two more condoms. i blew the first condom, tied it up and start taking pics with it. feeel disguested with that action of mine? COME ON larh! its just a condom with some lub on it. lawl! retard #2 took the condom-filled-with-my-carbondioxide and thre it up in the air. suddenly the condom flew! it flew damn far! i think easily around 100-200metres. retard #2 && retard #3 went to chase after it but sadly the condom exploded. so retard #2 blew the last condom. well, it didnt really fly nicely. that condom wasnt as great as the one i blew. bwhaha! it exploded earlier than mine. BOOHOO retard #2's condom. here is a pic of it -  -this proves my carbo dioxide is in a better quality than retard #2's. -this proves that durex love condoms is not that durable. dont buy durex love. cheers tcare people. hope you enjoyed this post. its just a condom ._.
Posted on: Saturday, May 26, 2007 Posted at: Saturday, May 26, 2007 the iu wasnt that nice. no offence but why the fcuk one band plays 4-5songs or is it 5-6songs? i forgot cuz it was too many && they seem like they wanna play the whole album ._. GO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL LARH! DONT PLAY AT IU SPOIL MY EARS! assrapes. EYH SFS! COME LETS MEET AND BATTLE. SIX PEOPLE IN A TEAM. YOU ALL DONT FCUKING LANC I TELL YOU. ESP YOU SUSHI AND WAI LEONG OR WATEVER YOUR FCUKING NAME YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU. I FKING HELP YOU ALL CHEER BUT WANNA LANC ARH SUSHI. CONTACT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS LA TAU KEI.
Posted on: Posted at: Saturday, May 26, 2007 chemistry papers today was the bomb! this is what i answered in my Chemistry Section B "IDK =/ IM SORRY TT" across half of the exam paper. awwwwwww xD EST is kinda shitty today. dont know what they want in the report. the infos and pic is useless. i doubt the teacher even know how to answer. BOOOO! yeshh! going lspj's iu later. wanna go see the SFS shufflers there perform. after they perform, im gonna have a friendly battle with them. sdF against SFS. lawls. ;]
Posted on: Friday, May 25, 2007 Posted at: Friday, May 25, 2007 i know liverFOOL fans out there wanna cry. just go ahead cuz you have to admit that your favourite team sucks. bwhahaha! *pointsmidfingeratLiverFOOLfans* anyhooooooos! today moral and history paper two. my answers for my history paper is once again going to be famous. woohoo. x] im bored && rotting atm. anybody wanna go out yum cha just tell me yarh. =D despodespofornosepiercing. *rollseyes*
Posted on: Thursday, May 24, 2007 Posted at: Thursday, May 24, 2007 im despo for nose piercing. im despo for a new digi cam. im despo to get back my long hair. im despo for sex. can someone give me those above? ;] i was just kidding bout the despo for sex thingy though. lols.
Posted on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 Posted at: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 ohwells! teacher called my name during assembly. how nice xD maybe to check whether i attend school or going in school late. x] today add maths && english paper two examinations. ohh-i-so-effing-love-add-maths. *smileswidely* add maths its a great subject. i dont understand how those people who score 10+ or 20+. 10+ or 20+ damn happy edi. what kinda godsmacked attitude is that? tsk tsk! i get kinda a respected mark for my add maths during the first term examinations. mhmmm! i get TWO MARKS~ yaHOOO! yesh, im serious! two marks only. luckily i didnt get zero or else ill lose half of one of my testis. =D keeeep on played && talked during add maths papers today. managed to copy two answers. maybe ill get around 20++ for this term. *fingerscrossed* i love add maths. ;]
Posted on: Posted at: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 pfft! i miss my syg now. i feeel worried when i see her stressed up cuz of her Bio III paper. sigh TT hope you're fine edi syg. dont worry too much bout it edi kayys. =] sorry to disturb you just now while you're studying. =X for those that dont know who is my syg, she is chun su hui. she is suchhhh a nice syg. sugar, spice && everything nice. weeeee!~ she is caring && she rox. there are too many words to describe her. here is a pic of her. -  IFLUsyg. mwahs!
Posted on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007 Posted at: Tuesday, May 22, 2007 today's papers were kinda okayy i guess. engineering technology && bm paper two. grace the smartphuck dies halfway battling the war. en.darnalis killed her with that hard-like-elephant's schlong engineering technology paper. pity her nie. =X btw, wai yong my assmate did the best bm paper i ever saw in my entire life. these are some examples of his answers. i kinda forgotten some of it though. -dia pergi ke taman itu kerana nak jumpa rumah pelacuran yang terkenal itu. akhirnya dia naik katil bersama perempuan tua tersebut (Tun Mamat in Puteri Gunung Ledang) -saya tak tahu jawapan itu cikgu. kertas ini sangat susah (some permahaman question) -tidak tahu. aha.. ahahahahaha! (pemahaman question) -dia sangat miang. dia tidak berani...... (i forgotten the full sentence. he answered this in some syair question) there are few more stupid answers he put but i forgotten edi. tsk tsk on him. =D i used to answer those kinda shits in my last term examinations. my papers became famous among the form4s for stupid answers. bwahaha! how does roast pork sound to you? HATE it? LOVE it? YUMMY ah? YUCKY arh? for hell sake im turning into one!! ._. the reasons are - #1 i started walking back from school since the first day of school this year. this walking back thingy makes me darker && pimples starting to grow at my burnt taufoo face TT it used to be smooth white taufoo but now.. sigh =/ #2 i started eating MUCH MUCH MUCHHHH more compared to early of this year. im not sure im getting fatter or what BUT still im eating more. *faints* #3 i tend too sleeep more. in school, i sleep at least of two periods per day. my record this year, nearly four periods of non-stop sleeping. at home, im starting to sleep in the daytime. HARDCORE!!!!!!111!!!1 maybe the sleeping thingy happens cuz of syg. she always sleeep sleeep sleeeeeep so maybe i sucked some of her hormones. LAWL WTF ? xDD conclusion is, NO POK SIR! I SAY NO POK!
Posted on: Posted at: Tuesday, May 22, 2007 the month of june is coming! weeeeeee!~ why am i that happy? its not because of the holidays, UVnation, my mum's birthday or father's day etcetcblabla. ITS CUZ NABIL IS COMING BACK TO MALAYSIA FOR SUMMER BREAK!!!!!!111!!!!1 its been THREE MONTHS PLUS i didnt see him. =D but finally he is coming back to malaysia for at least one month plus. im so damn happy larh weyhhhhhh! weeeeeee!~  i shall blog bout this idiot with the name of Nabil. i know this shithead since i was in kindie. we sat together in kindie, studied together, played together, sang together, see girls strip their barbies clothes off, see guys showing how huge their schlongs are, shuffled together. LOLS! i was just kidding bout the strip, schlong and shuffle part. xDD okayyyyy! continue the story. *clearsthroat* we even made a duo performance during the last few days of our kindie days. he sang and i... danced! BWHAHA! yaya. i remember he sang 911 - Bodyshakin. FUIYOOOOO! i still could remember what song it was. after our bloody hell kindie days are over, we ended up at the same primary school. i wasnt that close to him during primary though. blablaabcabc.. we ended up at the same secondary school. yeshhh! its already eight years we've been in the same school but now its the ninth! bwhahaha! we didnt really hang out with each other when both of us are in form1 cuz we're both in the different class. in form2, both of us ended in the same class. we only talk to each other in class or when we tempek some idiots ;] *smaksforehead* THINGS started to change when both of us are in form3. we sat beside each other and cocked around in class. singing, talking, laughing, sleeping, shuffling, whacking up idiots~ we did all these together with another few other dickhead classmates of ours. me && nabil got real close. we play pooool, hang out, yum cha, blablabla together. awwwwwww! i remember i win him in pool more than he wins me. =Pp *winks* but.. after knowing him for 11years++, he left msia for saudi arabia this year in the month of February. =/ BUT NVM!! IM SO FCKING HAPPY THAT YOU'RE FINALLY COMING BACK FOR YOUR SUMMER BREAK!!! one month plus without hawt Lebanese girls wont kill right?! RIGHTTT? ROFL!! nabil, ill wait for you to come back. im counting the days yeah. you'll always be my gayest buddy. thanks for all those gay actions! LOLOLOL!! =DDDD hope you have a safe journey back to malaysia. tcare bro. (: btw! sorry if there is any typo. xD lazy to check. |