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c-o-l-o-u-r-f-u-lits not char siew pao, its chu chu pao. i eat as much as your father + mother + sister and your best friend too. don't call merandom because i'm this monkey is in-love with Yi-Vonne and btw, this is typed and done by his dumb girlfriend and thus, this blog owner owes me honeydew bubble tea! and a kiss♥ too. but I don't want chu chu pao. |
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now to some proper posting. did i told you all about the flying condom in usj6? i aint joking && im serious. need me to repeat again to make sure you're not reading it wrongly? there was a FLYING CONDOM IN USJ6. wonder how it happened? it was cuz we found a box of condoms at the field. the box is still new && i think none of the condoms was missing from the box. retard #1 took one of the condoms back home. he said he wanna try it out. dorts so, there is a balance of two more condoms. i blew the first condom, tied it up and start taking pics with it. feeel disguested with that action of mine? COME ON larh! its just a condom with some lub on it. lawl! retard #2 took the condom-filled-with-my-carbondioxide and thre it up in the air. suddenly the condom flew! it flew damn far! i think easily around 100-200metres. retard #2 && retard #3 went to chase after it but sadly the condom exploded. so retard #2 blew the last condom. well, it didnt really fly nicely. that condom wasnt as great as the one i blew. bwhaha! it exploded earlier than mine. BOOHOO retard #2's condom. here is a pic of it - -this proves my carbo dioxide is in a better quality than retard #2's. -this proves that durex love condoms is not that durable. dont buy durex love. cheers tcare people. hope you enjoyed this post. its just a condom ._.
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